A Day At The Office by Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday
Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool
The power cord got a little close to water edge
And sent 10,000 volts down little billy's spine
He was only nine
Better luck next time

Woke up one sunday afternoon
The families gone on a hunting trip for caribou
Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof
I slipped and fell and landed on the ground
No one was around
When will i be found

I'm sure not glad it happened
But i'm happy as can be
That it look the life from someone else
Better than me

Bought a home right by the plant
They said she'd never blow again like she did before
Perhaps they spoke a bit too soon
Cause half passed noon
She blew like hell and then the sky turned red
Toxins overhead everybody's dead, everybody's dead
Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening