Friends (version 1) by Adam Ant

I'm a friend of mister pastry
I'm a friend of allen jones
I'm a friend of shirley bassey
I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe
I'm a friend of michael miles
I'm a friend of jim morisson
I'm a friend of nobby stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if i come on the night, can i get in free?

I'm a friend of egon schiele
I'm a friend of mister spock
I'm a friend of doctor kildare
I'm a friend of the woodentop's

I'm a friend of arthur askey
I'm a friend of freda payne
I'm a friend of danny angel
I'm a friend of big john wayne

I'm a friend of brian inglis
I'm a friend of your dad's son
I'm a friend of boris karloff
I'm a friend of everyone