Somebody Kill Me by Adam Sandler

[spoken]
Ok, i just want to warn you that when i wrote this song i was listening to the
Cure a lot.

[sung]
You don't know how much i need you.
While you're near me i don't feel blue.
And when we kiss i know that you need me too.
I can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when i think of you linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
Somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
Pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[spoken]
Kid: you're going to the mental institution.