Colt 45 by Afroman

wait a minute man,
Check this out man,
There was this blind man right
There was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with this
Stick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat im sayin
He stoped he took a deep breath and he said
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Goooood morning ladies
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
U like that shit man
I got a gang of that shit man
Someone get on the guitars who on da drums
Every body just croud around the mic and ill tell u all this mutha fuckin shit
But first im gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boy
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after
dark smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like ching and chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell
Flyin through palm dale skating on jaggy rims
So roll roll the 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby will
Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palm
Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale
Well i was standing on the corner selling rap cds when i met a little girl
Named jan i let her ride in my caddy because i didnt know her daddy was the
Leader of the ku klux klan
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor we fucked soo long i grew a fuckin afro
Then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit
Turned white
I thought to my self shibba shibba got my ass lookin like a zebra
I pulled on my clothes and i was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a
Chevrolet so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting
With a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhh
He beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mutha fucka wooped my ass
All night
But i aint mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best damn pussy i ever had!!
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine im gunna fuck that bitch just 1 more
Time
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hell
Rollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels
Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby wheel
I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took
Her to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a dick that was bigger
Than mine
I met this lady from japan never made luv with an african i fucked her once i
Fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Dont be amazed at the stories i tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of australia had a big butt big titties too so i
Hoped
In her ass like a kangaroo
See i met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said
Haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties
Busted open with hawaiian punch
Met cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said id fry some
Chicken
If u just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crises i gave her my secret
Blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dog
Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them
Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes from
Here to hong kong
I met dolly parten in tennessee her titties were filled with hennisy that
Country
Music really drove me crazzy but i rode that ass and said yes miss dassi
Met this lady in oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in michigan cant wait till i fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in south carolina fucked her till she was turned to
A white albina
Fuck this hooker in iowa i fucked her on credit so i ow her
Fucked this girl down in joja came in her mouth man i thought i told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran across the boarder from mexico
Fine young thang said her name's meria i wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but i cant afford it i know im gon cry when she gets
Deported
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
Have u ever been ova a girls house to fuck but the pussy just aint no good
Say wat
And ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhood
Ahahahahahahhahahahaa
So u try and play it off and eat the pussy but it takin sooo long to come then
Her dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipe
Ur mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready mad
Because u fuckin his woman soo he starts beetin on ur ass
Now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody ur dick was hard but now its soft u
Thought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack off
Singing colt 45 and to zig zags baby that's all we need