Heimlich Maneuver by Arrogant Worms, The

I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver

The sun goes down on another day
A day where i haven't found love
I try to eat, but all i taste
Is the flavor of a broken heart
Then i saw you across the room
I gasp and my breathing stops
My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato?

I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
My love is consumating, while i'm asphyxiating
Over her

When i wake up, i'm on the floor
Faint, dizzy and alone
My stomach hurts, i think my ribs are cracked
Not sure if i'm in a dream
I turn my head, and there you are
I call out and my breathing stops
It's her again, crushing my esophagus

I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
Before my expiration, i need resuscitation
Mouth to mouth

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek
Helps me back on my stool
She's a waitress here, but in the night
She's a student at nursing school
She comes again with a smile and the bill
I pick it up and choke again
She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
For my lasting endurance, i'll need medical insurance
For my bill
For me to get some peace, i'll need a tracheotomy
And an airbag