Clicker Blues by Barbra Streisand

remember when...
Online was where you hung the wash
And a megabyte was a really big nosh
And if it was a virus you got
You went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh.

Internet or interface
Download, upload, database
Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak
They may as well be speaking greek!

Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back
A hack drove a cab
And a burgral was a mac
Modems, chat rooms, dos and dots
A mouse in your pad, that's why we had cats

Nowadays... you need a degree from mit
To operate your own tv
I used to find a channel quicker
When all you needed was one clicker
Listen, i don't mean to bicker
But now my clicker has a clicker
And each new clicker makes me sicker
If i could only find a clicker
To turn all the clickers off!!!