You Me And The Bottle Makes Three Tonight by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Hey jack...i know what your thinking. that now's
As good as any to start drinking. hey
Scotty...yeah...what's it gonna be? a gin &
Tonic sounds might mighty good to me.


Man i know i gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but i don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. so i think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.


Well i know this cat named mo. he wanders to
And fro. his and my favorite waterin' hole. i said
Hey mo, "how you doing, where have you
Been?"
He said, "i've been fine with my whiskey, wine
And gin."


Man i know i gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but i don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. so i think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.