Catch 22 (bonus) by Pink

[spoken] Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Pink airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasent as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position during take off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over head compartment or under the seat in front of you.


Waitin for the ticket, cause your lookin for the ride, your feelin on top cause your flyin through the sky. You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too, everybodys always pointin fingers at you

Your damned if you do, your damned if you don't, were always doin all the things that we say we won't. Here we go, were ridin on a wind, were connectin with the randavous, here we go, were jumping off the wings, were goin round in circles its a catch-22. Yes were flyin round it circles its a catch-22, yes were rockin round it circles its a catch 22

[spoken] If you are seated in an emergeny exit isle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in thecase of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediatly. All electricle equitment including cell phones, two way pagers, portable cd players. laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand feet.

Looking from the outside, your always in, you think you fixed a problem till in comes right back again. Life seems like a trap, your trying to get out, your searching for your cheese cause you feel like mighty mouse. Your damned if you don't, your damned you do, you see all the signs but you haven't got a clue

Here we go, were ridin on a wind, were connectin with the randavous, here we go, were jumping off the wings, were goin round in circles its a catch-22. Yes were flyin round it circles its a catch-22, yes were rockin round in circles its a catch-22

[spoken] We realized you had many choices, and on behalf of all of us at Pink airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever you destination may be, and remember, be careful retrieving you items, as during the flight they may have shifteith the randavous, here we go, were jumping off the wings, were goin round in circles its a catch-22. Yes were flyin round it circles its a catch-22, yes were rockin round it circles its a catch 22

[spoken] If you are seated in an emergeny exit isle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in thecase of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediatly. All electricle equitment including cell phones, two way pagers, portable cd players. laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand feet.

Looking from the outside, your always in, you think you fixed a problem till in comes right back again. Life seems like a trap, your trying to get out, your searching for your cheese cause you feel like mighty mouse. Your damned if you don't, your damned you do, you see all the signs but you haven't got a clue

Here we go, were ridin on a wind, were connectin with the randavous, here we go, were jumping off the wings, were goin round in circles its a catch-22. Yes were flyin round it circles its a catch-22, yes were rockin round in circles its a catch-22

[spoken] We realized you had many choices, and on behalf of all of us at Pink airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever you destination may be, and remember, be careful retrieving you items, as during the flight they may have shifted, and might fall on you or your neighbors head, and knock you the fuck out.

Here we go, were ridin on a wind, were connectin with the randavous, here we go, were jumping off the wings, were goin round in circles its a catch-22. Yes were flyin round it circles its a catch-22, yes were rockin round it circles its a catch 22