Spirit In the Sky by Gareth Gates

(Oh right Dad you ready?: Hold on, hold on, ? OK ready: Ummi you ready?: Ready: Let's kick it)

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

(What Wembley?: Not Wembley you idiot he means heaven: I thought we got reincarnated: I want to come back as Gareth's hair gel)

Prepare yourself you know it's a must
Got to have a friend in Jesus (or Krishna)
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky (See it's who you know)

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

(Could you be more specific?: Is it driving distance?: I'm going to need a comfort break: There better not be stairs wherever it is I: Ah shut up this is my big sitar solo: Sanjeev keep it down - the neighbours)

Never been a sinner I never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus (he's so sweet)
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with
The spirit in the sky

Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

(You already said that but where?)
Go to the place that's the best (An address would be helpful)
Go to the place that's the best (I don't think he knows)
Go to the place that's the best (He keeps saying the same things)

(Well what d'ya reckon?: Is Will Young available?)