If I Only Had A Brain by Harry Connick, Jr.

I could while away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Consultin with the rain
And my head i'd be scratchin
While my thoughts were busy hatchin
If i only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individd-el
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts i'd be thinkin
I could be another lincoln
If i only had a brain

Oh, i could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things i never thunk before
And then i'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin
My head all full of stuffin
My heart all full of pain
Perhaps i deserve you
And be even worthy erve you
If i only had
If i only had a brain