I Hate My Frickin I.s.p by Todd Rundgren

The reason that i signed up
Is the reason that i hate it
I know she's made her mind up
I just don't know how she's made it

And my dial-up screen has locked me
Into a touch tone tune monotony
Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And i wait
And i wait

And i hate my frickin isp
He ain't got go bandwidth left for me
And i'll never get back
Never get back the time that i waste
That's what i hate

My job's so hard to swallow
But it's got me by the collar
In some motel 6 squalor
Where every local call's a dollar

I got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
I'm about to chew my own leg off
Cause it's so late
And i'm late

And i hate my frickin isp
I get bumped for inactivity
And i'll never get back
Never get back the time that i waste
That's what i hate

It rained cd roms that gave me
Twenty hours free
I let my service provider
Make a junky outta me
And then he cut me off
From my online community
And now i hate, i hate it
I hate i hate i hate i hate

I hate my frickin isp
His domain name lookup takes eternity
Etc...

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