Intro (da La Soal Is Dead) by De La Soul

Hello boys and girls. welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook!
When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.
And now we begin our exciting adventure of... de la soul is dead.

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Playground honeys:
- oh my god, vanilla ice...
- he's so fly!
- the boy is so good.
- did you see his body?
- he could dance too.
- he could.
- he's better than any rapper i ever seen!
- and plus his dancers!
- he's so jammin'!

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Jeff: yo, what's up?
Honeys: yo, jeff, where you been, man?
Jeff: guess what i just found, i just found a de la soul tape in the garbage.
Honeys: for real? let's hear it!
Jeff: no!
Honeys: aww, be like that!

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Mista lawnge: what's up, cocksnot? how ya doing, buddy?
Honeys: cocksnot? you gonna let him call you that? sucker!
Jeff: leave me alone!
Lawnge: what do we have here?
Jeff: nothing!
Lawnge: listen, you little arsenio hall gum having punk!
Honeys: oooh! you let him call you arsenio! oooh!
Lawnge: i want the tape!
Jeff: it's mine!
Honeys: oh, he played you! jeff's getting played! jeff! jeff! bodyslam him, jeff!

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Lawnge: now! i've got the new de la soul tape! hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here!
D.j. aub: what's up baby?
Mase: coolin'!
Lawnge: i just got this de la soul tape, man, slamming. where's the box? the box!
Mase: so, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
Aub: i got the bidox, let's do this like brutus!

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...28. for those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
A specially selected grand prize. thanks, and goodnight, for three feet
High and rising, this is don newkirk.