Man (Opposable Thumb) by Presidents of the United States of America

I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man
Man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger.....
You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
(Check it out!)
I got one!
Yeah! 1973!
Post '76, Ahhhhhhhh!
One time a was a
Man
Crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years until you talk
Man
Are you a cruncher and a moner?
Man
All you can manage is a boner....

You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Alright...yeah, arh!.. arrrrhhh!
Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try and kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
I got one of those opposable thumbs....