My Vagina by NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but i don't get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my
Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into
Marie osmand
Operation succesfull, but now i gotta pee thru a
Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when i wipe my ass i go from
Front to back cause i don't wanna bladder infection
I never tought i'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans
Now i got to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now i show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think i'm kinda weird but that's
Ok with me cause now i kick their ass from the ladies tee there's
Nothing finer than having a vagina