Poem #357651 by Bif Naked

Second guessing count your blessings look what i've become!
Sit and wallow thank god i swallow gosh what have i done?
Baby jane puttin' blame on every man she meets.
Stop being a victim, just delete them and i mean toute suite!
Navy sweater, yup, he'll get her ar-ti-cul-a-tion.
Wanna see where she bit me in my curriculum?
Monkey business, not even christmas,
A fine how do you do.
Look here feller yer in these yeller
Can't get the monkey -- sue!
Muffins missin, i'm just kissin sweet potato man.
Don't look back faults yers heck!
Had no b or c plan.
Sit and wallow thank god you swallow, gosh what have you
Second guessing count your blessings look what you've become.