Master of the Universe by Pulp

I am the master of this universe / and I've got so big it hurts / Raise your eyes and
graze your knees / oh for your master is displeased / because you dared to doubt his word
/ his polished surface dulls and cracks / Your bitter laughter breaks his back / I am the
master of this universe / I taught you everything you know / now you must bear your
master's curse / oh for I will not let you go / Now you must walk this town 'til dawn / in
every public open place / your master's look upon your face / Oh now look what you have
done / you've spoilt it all for everyone / The master masturbates alone / in a corner of
your home / You feed him scraps when in the mood / You beat him hard and keep him nude /
You cut your master down to size / Now he cries and he cries now / Lalalalala lalala... /
And now he begs both night and day / He lets you take him on your knee / He keeps on
losing consciousness / he dearly loves his new mistress / Now he repeats it every night /
Every night on point of death / 'You are the master of this universe' / Now he
cries and he cries now / 'You are the master of the universe / You are the master of
the universe / You are the master of the universe / You are the master of the
universe!'