I Brake For Brunettes by Rhett Akins

Well i brake for brunettes
Blondes in corvettes
Redheads i stop on a dime
Now the way i drive
It's a wonder that i
Ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pick-up truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but
I brake for brunettes

I let firestone put me some new tires on
Just a few weeks ago
But man i swear that wear and tear
Is already startin' to show
Well i oughta just whistle or yell
But man i can't help myself

'cause i brake for brunettes
Blondes in corvettes
Redheads i stop on a dime
Now the way i drive
It's a wonder that i
Ever get anywhere on time
Don't tailgate my pick-up truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but
I brake for brunettes

You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park
And judy's beauty salon
Lord i tore up the street in front of betty's boutique
Where they come out with mini-skirts on
Well i know i'm gonna wear out my tread
Down by tina's tanning beds

'cause i brake for brunettes
Blondes in corvettes
Redheads i stop on a dime
Now the way i drive
It's a wonder that i
Ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pick-up truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but
I brake for brunettes
I brake for brunettes
Man i brake for brunettes