Drive-Thru by Tenacious D

Kage?

Yea?
Let's go to this drive-thru
oh good, im starvin'
*vrrooooommmm noise*
may I help you?
Yea, um, uh
Can I have your order?
yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu
Ok
..ummm

Would you like to buy some curly fries?
Please don't, dont offer me anything
I'll tell YOU want I want,
OK..

um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nugget?s
yes, six piece nuggets
just uh, can you just give me four nuggets?
im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE
would you like to try them?
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..
take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
i'm just wanting my four nugget thing
i'm trying to watch my colory intake

it comes in six or twelve piece
PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS
and give me four chicken mcnuggets
allright, four six piece nuggets

and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee
A JR Western Bacon Chee,
im trying to watch my figure
Western Bacon Cheeseburger
A JR Western Bacon Chee
would you like that with onions?
no onions.. um..
ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets

and um.. im gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich
since that has less calories cause its fish
Filet o' Fish..

now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-coke
cuase im trying to watch my figure
try to loose some of the weight
uh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?
um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake
because im trying to watch my figure
not a large a small
it comes in medium-small or medium-large
um.. small chocolate shake..

um also a small season's curlys
small season's curlys..
ok i got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..
ummm fuck my ass what else

give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it
$10.01.
wait kage what do you want
uhhh geez let me have uhh
i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger
large shake, seasoned curlys..
OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER
thats all i want, thats all i want
GOOD, ok..
how much is that sir? that will be $14.75
at the window please, please drive up

do you have any money?
oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh
give it to me.. Allright Here... ok
we only have umm alright

im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
ok thank you..
lets go