The Kiss (Skit) by Eminem
Artist: Eminem
Album: The Eminem Show
Eminem The Eminem Show The Kiss (Skit)
[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
[Dave:]
Yo man
Yo man
[Eminem:]
What
What
[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Dave:]
Aight let me park
Aight let me park
[Eminem:]
Just park
Just park
[Dave:]
I'm parkin!
I'm parkin!
[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg
Turn the car off dogg
[Dave:]
Aight
Aight
[Eminem:]
Aight we wait
Aight we wait
[Dave:]
We wait for what
We wait for what
[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
[Eminem:]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
Its not even loaded bitch, look
[Dave:]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as fuck
Yea but its funny as fuck
[Dave:]
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Dave:]
where?
where?
[Eminem:]
Right there mothafucka
Right there mothafucka
[Dave:]
Oohh yeah
Oohh yeah
[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down
Aight get down get down
[Dave:]
Fuck, what u doing to her?
Fuck, what u doing to her?
[Eminem:]
Get Down!
Get Down!
[Dave:]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with
Yo, who she walkin with
[Dave:]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem:]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
[Dave:]
I dont think so
I dont think so
[Eminem:]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
[Dave:]
No she didnt
No she didnt
[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him
Shes kissin him
[Dave:]
No shes not
No shes not
[Eminem:] Gets out car
[Dave:]
Ohh shit
Ohh shit
[Eminem:]
Come on
Come on
[Screaming & Running]
Author: Eminem