The Blarney Stone by Ween

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After i fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If i don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cuz i haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But i threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin' this is what i said

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye