Gandhi Ii by Weird Al Yankovic

Announcer: next week on u62...
Announcer: he's back
Announcer: and this time
Announcer: he's mad

Announcer: </plaintext><b>gandhi ii</b><plaintext>

Announcer: no more mister passive resistance
Announcer: he's out to kick some butt
Announcer: this is one bad mother you </palintext><i>don't</i><plaintext> wanna mess with<br>

Gandhi : don't move, slimeball

Announcer: he's a one man recking crew
Announcer: but he also knows how to party

Gandhi : gimme a steak, medium rare

Gangster : hey, baldy!

Announcer: there is only one law
Announcer: his law

Announcer: gandhi ii