Pacman by Weird Al Yankovic

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's pacman
Yeah it's the pacman

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it pacman
Yeah it's the pacman

At the game arcade, they say i'm hard core
I can play all day 'til my hands are sore
And i quit my job just to play some more
But i won't give up 'til i break high score

Pacman [music from pacman "intermission"]

Well it's the pacman
Yeah it's the pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(pacman, get the cherry)
So i'm gonna sell my house today
(pacman, eat 'em up)

I'm playin' pacman
Yeah it's the pac-ma-an

Hey mom, i won't be home this year
(pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(pacman)
I'm at the pacman
Yeah it's the pacman

And you're playing with no one but me
Pacman

[music from pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when pacman dies]